There is not a day that goes by that my social media feeds aren’t flooded with videos of Wonder Bread Warriors losing their collective ignorant shit over mask wearing. I’m just so SICK of seeing this nonsense. All of this stupidity is exhausting. Every day I wake up and think to myself “Now what 2020?!” What fresh hell have you in store for me today. This whole Trump era has done nothing but add water to the swamp so all the turds could rise to the top! There are so many people out there behaving horribly and it just isn’t necessary.

All of these morons who follow the Cheeto dusted Turd in Chief think this virus stuff is a hoax or whatever other conspiracy they’ve got cooking in their tiny meth soaked brains. I know they yearn to be free because this is Merica and they have the right to sit their fat asses down at a bar and swill cheap American beer and eat double fried nasty food after they’ve had their mullets freshly coiffed, without having their faces covered. Thank you. Amen and can I get a hallelujah! Thank you baby Jesus.

Can you tell I’m just a bit stressed? I really am. I can’t take much more of the belly aching honestly.

I get it, I really do. Lock down hasn’t been easy and I know that there are people out there truly suffering in many ways. That permanent vaca we all fantasized about while we were working our menial jobs didn’t exactly show up like we’d imagined, since it didn’t involve winning shit tons of money in the lottery. And many of us didn’t realize how much we’d appreciated our lives before Cousin Covid moved in and disrupted everything. I mean if you’re single, and I am, it’s made dating, an already mind numbing shit show, even more complicated. Now on top of being cock blocked by POTUS and weeding out his crazy supporters and worrying about STDs (well some people would worry about that but not me, as I haven’t had sex in 2 fucking years), we have to add another potentially fatal health outcome to finding a mate or just a shag.

However, all that aside it has become painfully clear to me that many Americans seem to lack the basic thinking skills to understand the gravity of the situation we face, I say it’s time for some good old fashioned tough love for these tough talking Trump zombies.

For all those individuals and businesses who want to go on like nothing is happening and enjoy the freedom to roam around unencumbered I say let them. However, that won’t be without caveats.  They will have to sign a waiver that will acknowledge that they have opted out of the public health policy regulations and with that will come some consequences. Their names will be put on a list with the CDC that will be made available to health insurance companies and hospitals.  Here are a few suggestions for just some of the consequences they would have to live with due to their lack of care and concern in being a good citizen.

One, no healthcare for anything relating to Covid. If they get sick they will NOT be able to take a hospital bed or ventilator from someone who was willing to follow the public health guidelines. Because many Wonder Bread Warriors went around yelling at others to take their mask off because this was all a hoax and they’ve marched on city governments with guns to stress their point, I think if only fair they should give up their ventilator to someone else.  Nope your crazy ass is on your own. If you lose work due to illness well you won’t qualify for any Covid relief dollars either and your unemployment will be reduced. For those business owners who want to be giant assholes and just open up regardless of the cost to society they won’t be able to submit any insurance claims for anything relating to business interruption if their employee’s get sick nor will they be able to get any relief money.

Now for the politicians who fell right in line with the Cheeto dusted Turd in Chief, they would also fall into these consequences as well. Their behavior has been truly despicable! They are leaders, they know the stats and for them to ignore them is truly shameful.

Sometimes you just have to let people ruin themselves.  These people should not be able to act like petulant children and cause added pressure to our health systems and then benefit from those stressed out resources.  They should not be able to take a bed or ventilator away from someone who wasn’t a giant asshole and did their best to comply with health protocols.

With freedom comes responsibility and too many in this country think that they can do whatever the fuck they want without question or consequence, while maintaining the ability to be a pain in the ass for society at large. And if things don’t go their way they stomp and scream and throw a massive fit. NO. What truly baffles me is that many of these childish morons have lifestyles that make them vulnerable to a severe risk outcome by Covid, but so be it, if they are willing to risk their lives I say let them.  File it under “you can’t save everybody” particularly those who don’t want to be saved.

These people like to wax profound about the “survival of the fittest” well game on! Let the Darwin Olympics begin. Could be the boost this country needs to move forward by cutting the dead weight.